why does this even-
i have a dsi xl
and
it has a thing called flipnote hatena
and everyone there says ‘huh-teh-nuh’
i say ‘ha-tee-nah’
…
what do you say lols
Fuck.
Tomorrow’s my birthday, whoopdee-fucking-doo.
And my grandma fucking died this morning with cancer.
I’m serious. I fucking hate my life.
So on my goddamn birthday, I’m going to a funeral.
Happy birthday to me.
OH OKAY
LOOKS LIKE THIS BABYSITTING THIS WAS WORTHWHILE
IDFK THEY WERE GONE A DAY AFTER THE EXPECTED TIME
AND WHEN THEY CAME BACK THEY SHOOK MY HAND
AND I SAID BYE AND WENT INSIDE
AND I WAS LIKE,
“DID THEY EVEN PAY ME”
AND THERE WAS 200 DOLLARS IN MY HAND
TWO HUNDRED FUCKIN’ DOLLARS.
awwwwwwww yeaaaaaaahhhh
lol
my friend keeps texting me
“dogsit my sister plz”
and im
“hell no them dogs are better than your sister fak that shit k”
and he’s
“ffffuuu yeah shes a bitch”
and im
“lol i know i spent 30 mins with her once”
and he’s
“and”
so i go
“she bites more that the all those dogs combined”
and he’s all
“derp”
SHIIIITTT
I’m babysitting my neighbor’s dogs/cats.
THEY SHIT TOO MUCH.
FUCK THE CATS, ONE RAN AWAY
THE DOGS ARE BITCHES
NOT WORTH EIGHTY DOLLARS
ONE OF THEM ATE ALL MY BREAD AND PET FISH
RIP THADDEUS
