.

why does this even-

i have a dsi xl

and

it has a thing called flipnote hatena

and everyone there says ‘huh-teh-nuh’

i say ‘ha-tee-nah’

what do you say lols

Fuck.

Tomorrow’s my birthday, whoopdee-fucking-doo.

And my grandma fucking died this morning with cancer.

I’m serious. I fucking hate my life.

So on my goddamn birthday, I’m going to a funeral.

Happy birthday to me.

OH OKAY

LOOKS LIKE THIS BABYSITTING THIS WAS WORTHWHILE

IDFK THEY WERE GONE A DAY AFTER THE EXPECTED TIME

AND WHEN THEY CAME BACK THEY  SHOOK MY HAND

AND I SAID BYE AND WENT INSIDE

AND I WAS LIKE,

“DID THEY EVEN PAY ME”

AND THERE WAS 200 DOLLARS IN MY HAND

TWO HUNDRED FUCKIN’ DOLLARS.

awwwwwwww yeaaaaaaahhhh

lol

my friend keeps  texting me

“dogsit my sister plz”

and im

“hell no them dogs are better than your sister fak that shit k”

and he’s

“ffffuuu yeah shes a bitch”

and im

“lol i know i spent 30 mins with her once”

and he’s

“and”

so i go

“she bites more that the all those dogs combined”

and he’s all

“derp”

SHIIIITTT

I’m babysitting my neighbor’s dogs/cats.

THEY SHIT TOO MUCH.

FUCK THE CATS, ONE RAN AWAY

THE DOGS ARE BITCHES

NOT WORTH EIGHTY DOLLARS

ONE OF THEM ATE ALL MY BREAD AND PET FISH

RIP THADDEUS

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